Mr. UPS, man, you're my boyfriend

I've been missing a lot, you've been missing in action

But I know in my bones that I'd rather be there

I'm on my way now

I'm on a train out

Oh boy, I know you're waitin' patiently

I'm on my way now

I'm on a plane out

I know you'll get to where you're supposed to be

I'll see 'bout the post office

I'll make a bed out of the packages

I'll see you in a week

Priority, priority

You can track me from your phone

I'll be at your doorstep, open me up at home

Standard labelled

I'm almost there

Mr. UPS, man, you're my boyfriend

I've been goin' along, you've been stuffin' my pocket

I know the journey is long, but I'd rather be there

I'm on my way now

I'm on a train out

Oh boy, I know you're waiting patiently

I'm on my way now

I'm on a plane out

I know you'll get to where you're suposed to be

I'll see 'bout the post office

I'll make a bed out of the packages

I'll see you in a week

Priority, priority

You can track me from your phone

I'll be at your doorstep, open me up at home

Standard labelled

I'm almost there

Mr. UPS, man, you're my boy

'Cause I've been writin'

I've been drivin'

I've been flyin'

I've been waitin' for too long

Stood out your front door

I know you told me you were runnin'

But my patience is wainin'

Package is delayed, just come home

Mr. UPS, man, you're my boyfriend

Mr. UPS, man, you're my boyfriend (I'm almost there)

Mr. UPS, man, you're my boyfriend

Mr. UPS, man, you're my boyfriend (I'm almost there)