DYSFUNCTION (feat. Park) 由 ROCK HARD RECORDS 於 2026年7月17日發行,收錄於專輯《BONER (ANTHOLOGY)》中
BPM127
旋律
歌曲有多麼清晰易記且符合明確音樂模式的旋律。通常,旋律分明的作品會擁有清晰易記的器樂或人聲主線。
原聲音質
此指標衡量一首歌曲在多大程度上依賴原聲樂器 (例如鋼琴、吉他、小提琴、鼓、薩克斯風),而非電子或數位合成音效
Valence
歌曲透過和聲與節奏所傳達的音樂積極性或情感基調。數值高通常對應快樂、興奮或愉悅感,數值低則與悲傷、憤怒或憂鬱相關。
節奏感
綜合了節拍穩定性、節奏型態與重拍強度等多重因素,以判定一首歌曲適合跳舞的程度。一首「節奏感強」的歌曲,通常具備穩定的速度、重複的音樂結構與明顯的強拍。
輕快
曲目的律動感可能受節奏快慢、音量起伏與聲譜密度所影響。較輕快的歌曲通常節奏強勁,編曲豐滿;反之,不太輕快的歌曲則可能編曲簡約、節奏較慢。
歌詞
How can I be a gooner, when she's goonfed
Entitled fuckers, they're so spoonfed
I am fucking heartfelt, I am fucking heartfelt
Shake that shit, lose control, Big Turkey, state of flow
Big boner, give it a stroke, two eggs and I'm yolked
Big boner, state of mind, I don't care about your business, stay out mine
Goat cheese with herbs and chives, shake it, stroke it, feel alive
Living life, you a bitch, you live a lie
Big T and G, the boner guys, ayy, ayy
And you know I'm the guy you do, you do
And you know that it's high, you do, you do
I'm keeping it hard tonight, you knew
Big T and G, the boner crew
We getting bricked real soon, we grew
Yoshi the flow, you know I do
And you know I'm the guy you do, you do
I'm in the center like doublin "Bol"s
Mulberry silk, gold and red on the bone
It's getting brick and the weather ain't cold
Bustin' a load and she thinkin' it snowed
Snow on the grind and snow on her nose
Crackin my stick, wanna see if it glows
Back on my literate, back on my scrolls
Pass it to Turkey, don't do it alone
I just caught a pass from the bro
Brody on my ass better go
Silicone bitty to the mold
Chip a tooth, bittin on my flow
Fuck around when I'm in the zone
Missiles gonna fire, gonna hone
Shootin' out rockets, shootin' at foes
Dick hard, cock it, rock hard, stone
Hardest in the room Hardest in the world
Hardest in the room Hardest in the world
Hardest in the room Hardest in the world
Hardest in the room Hardest in the world
Keep it goin' on, little bit of edge
Come in like cigar, you little cigarette
Smoke on you boys, need a little compress
Tryna buy a beat, need a really big check
Hit him like Charlie, hit him in his neck
Turkey on the farm, better give me my respect
Puttin' up statues, shit get erect
Turkey presidential, Turkey get elect
Drip-drop, baby, boner on the weekday
Drip-drop, baby, we can do it any way
Drip-drop, baby, boner on the weekday
Drip-drop, baby, we can do it do it do it
Drip drop, turkey in shape, feelin' tip-top
Suck on the dick give the tip top
Wet like the slide, gettin' slip-slop
Head make noise like a flip-flop
Drip drop, drip drop, drip drop, ah
Drip drop, drip drop, drip drop, ah, ah
We gettin' drippy in this bitch
We gettin' drippy, we gettin' drippy, ah, ah
We gettin' drippy now
Top of the tippy now
Album not skippin it out
Boner the hardest, the longest, the biggest out
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ugh
Drip-drop, baby, boner on the weekday
Drip-drop, baby, we can do it any way
I may not look at the sky
But lookin' down, all I see is my guy
Boner lookin' up, ambition's high
It's stuck, this Big Turkey stick to quackin', you duck
In the kitchen, I stay cookin' up
Stay not givin' a fuck
You the type to enjoy the special chair, you cuck
Surrounded by chicanery like I'm Chuck
Yeah, boner lookin' up
Hangin' with the dogs, not the pups
Yeah, boner lookin' up
Crew got CDLs for the cargo trucks
Yeah, boner lookin' up
Ten out of ten hens surround us with their clucks
Yeah, boner lookin' up, boner lookin' up
Boner lookin' up, no need for a checkup
Don't press me 'fore you need a checkup
Revel at the lineup
Big T and G, call the backup
I make a beat in a minute, I make a beat in a second
I make a beat in a minute, I make a beat in a second
Twenty beats, hunnid beats
Twenty beats, hunnid beats
Beat on my dick for a minute, beat on my dick like a sinner
Beat on my dick for a minute, I ate that bitch up for dinner
Some of you boys, you don't measure up, measure ya dick with a finger
Some of you boys, you don't measure up, measure ya dick with a finger
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
Measure your dick with a finger, measure your dick with a Juul (Vapin!)
I treat my dick like a stinger, I just might sting on a fool (Stingin')
Drippin' and drippin' in swag, Turkey hopped out of the pool (Swimmin')
Tony Soprano the flow I gaba the gaba the gool (Gabagool!)
Too short
Too short
Too short
It's too short
Too short
Too short
Too short
It's too short
Too short
Too short
Yo Parker turn me up a little bit
Yeah, G and Turk
Huh, Bricked N Turnt
Yeah, G and Turk
Huh, Bricked N Turnt
G and Turk, (yeah)
Bricked N Turnt, (yeah)
Puttin in work, (yeah)
Send em' to work, (yeah)
Pop a viagra, (yeah)
Poppin a perc, (perc)
Jerkin we jerk, (jerk)
Jerkin for Kirk, (Kirk)
G and Turk
Bricked N Turnt
G and Turk
Bricked N Turnt
G and Turk
Bricked N Turnt
Bricked N TURNT
G and Turkey
Bricked and jerkin
All them other birds
Can stick to chirpin
Balls in court
I'm Kyrie Irving
Ball on field
I'm Raheem Sterling
G and Turkey
Rappin' over Parker prod
You got a little sword
I got a sharper rod
You motherfuckers hard
But we the biggest rock
This that Min flow
Cause I'm the boner god
I'm out beating my dick tonight
Freaky ass boner with a switch on it
I'm out beating my dick tonight
Freaky ass boner with a switch on it
Beat my dick
Stroke my cock
Beat my dick
Get me off
Beat my dick
Stroke my cock
Beat my dick
Get me off
I'm out beating my dick tonight
Freaky ass boner with a switch on it
I'm out beating my dick tonight
Freaky ass boner with a switch on it
Beat my dick
Stroke my cock
Beat my dick
Get me off
Beat my dick
Stroke my cock
Beat my dick
Get me off
Written by: Big Turkey, Gringus Bingus, Parker Shotwell


