Deductible 由 Sadness Train Productions 於 2026年8月21日發行，收錄於專輯《Future Nobel Peace Prize Winner》中
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旋律
歌曲有多麼清晰易記且符合明確音樂模式的旋律。通常，旋律分明的作品會擁有清晰易記的器樂或人聲主線。
原聲音質
此指標衡量一首歌曲在多大程度上依賴原聲樂器 (例如鋼琴、吉他、小提琴、鼓、薩克斯風)，而非電子或數位合成音效
Valence
歌曲透過和聲與節奏所傳達的音樂積極性或情感基調。數值高通常對應快樂、興奮或愉悅感，數值低則與悲傷、憤怒或憂鬱相關。
節奏感
綜合了節拍穩定性、節奏型態與重拍強度等多重因素，以判定一首歌曲適合跳舞的程度。一首「節奏感強」的歌曲，通常具備穩定的速度、重複的音樂結構與明顯的強拍。
輕快
曲目的律動感可能受節奏快慢、音量起伏與聲譜密度所影響。較輕快的歌曲通常節奏強勁，編曲豐滿；反之，不太輕快的歌曲則可能編曲簡約、節奏較慢。
歌詞
I've always dreamed that one day I could better myself
But I don't come from generational wealth
My boss gave me a good insurance policy
AND I maxed out my deductible; surgeries are free
No out-of-pocket costs ever coming my way
The insurance company is on the hook to pay
Don't even bother me by sending me any kind of bill
Gonna rack up surgeries till we hit a mill
Even though paperwork can be quite daunting
I got some upgrades in mind for flaunting
Time for some serious body modification
Got the top surgeons for my operations
Calling up the doc, time to use that degree
Everything is covered now, time to make a better me
Like a new pc I'm filled with bloatware
You know what to do, grab a knife, rip and tear
I hit my deductible, let's go wild
After all this, I'll be a brand new Kyle
Out with the old in with the new
The insurance company will be the one getting screwed
Say with it me now, I'm not paying
Say with it me now, I'M not paying
Out with the old in with the new
The insurance company will be the one getting screwed
Start with something simple, these eyes gotta go
Add 20/20 vision, lasers, and make em glow
Get rid of my chompers as fast as you can
Install shark teeth so I can eat the flesh of man
I want a wifi connection only for printers
Make it so I can grow Three inches in the winter
Want a bunch of livers, for my never-ending bender
I demand my sweat smell like fresh chicken tenders
Remove all my fingertips so I can be a spy
Install a button on my chest, I don't know why
Add dimples down my back so I'm cute from every angle
Honestly, just remove my ankles
Replace all these hand bones with stainless steel
So when I'm high-fiving folks I'll be the real deal
Belly button reshaped, I'm just self-conscious
After all this I'll be the Comedy Rap Adonis
I hit my deductible, let's go wild
After all this, I'll be a brand new Kyle
Out with the old in with the new
The insurance company will be the one getting screwed
Say with it me now, I'm not paying
Say with it me now, I'M not paying
Out with the old in with the new
The insurance company will be the one getting screwed
It's been a couple weeks since my procedure
I fear I'm less machine and now more creature
My family stopped picking up the phone
Anytime it rains, it electrocutes my bones
Why did I play God, I'm so screwed
My insurance lapsed and it never renewed
Wanted to be better than I began
Gonna see if there's a monthly payment plan
I hit my deductible, let's go wild
After all this, I'll be a brand new Kyle
Out with the old in with the new
The insurance company will be the one getting screwed
Say with it me now, I'm not paying
Say with it me now, I'M not paying
Out with the old in with the new
The insurance company will be the one getting screwed
Written by: Kyle Wertz
