BBL, BBL, welcome to college

Came here for a degree, left with different knowledge

BBL, BBL, cheeks got mileage

Big booty Latina, now a **** lost all logic

BBL, BBL, ass need a scholarship

Walked past me once, almost made me drop the class and shit

BBL, BBL, booty astronomical

Professor said "focus," ****, that is not possible

First day campus, backpack, fresh fit

Saw two Latinas walk by, said "fuck this"

I was tryna find math, ended up at a function

**** yellin' "who invited all this construction?"

Ass so fat got a parking violation

Cheeks need their own student identification

I paid tuition just to stare at the scenery

College brochure never showed me this greenery

Girl walked past, almost broke my neck

Booty got motion like direct deposit checks

Professor talkin' economics, I don't understand shit

I'm in the back row googlin' "how to handle thick"

She said, "What's your major?" I said, "I don't know"

I came here for business, now I study ass though

GPA fallin', pussy on my mind

**** got office hours but I'm never there on time

BBL, BBL, welcome to college

Came here for a degree, left with different knowledge

BBL, BBL, cheeks got mileage

Big booty Latina, now a **** lost all logic

BBL, BBL, ass need a scholarship

Walked past me once, almost made me drop the class and shit

BBL, BBL, booty astronomical

Professor said "focus," ****, that is not possible

Dorm room tiny but the booty colossal

Asshole attitude, body like a fossil

Ancient artifact, belong in a museum

Cheeks so big, **** pay admission just to see 'em

Dining hall date, she ordered two plates

Booty walked in ten seconds after her face

I said "Goddamn, does the anus have a zipcode?"

She said "Boy shut the fuck up," then she hit the dance floor

FAFSA money gone, spent it on tequila

Whole party jumpin' when they see my mamacita

She throw it back once, **** yell "encore"

RA knocked twice, we just turned it up more

Finals next week, I ain't opened one book

But I know every Latina on campus by look

Four-year degree? Shit, maybe five

If the booty keep bootyin', I'm never graduating alive

Dean said, "Son, you need priorities"

I said, "Big booty Latinas are important to me"

Counselor asked why my grades all fell

I slid her my schedule—it just said BBL

BBL, BBL, welcome to college

Came here for a degree, left with different knowledge

BBL, BBL, cheeks got mileage

Big booty Latina, got a **** speaking Spanish

BBL, BBL, this my education

Booty in the dorms causing academic probation

BBL, BBL, fuck graduation

If she got them cheeks, I'm extending my education

"Academic probation!"

"Put the booty on the syllabus!"

"Where my student ID at?"

"****, I missed the final!"

"BBL University!"

"Class dismissed!"