I know I have good judgment

I know I have good taste

It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way

I promise 'em that you're different

And everyone makes mistakes

But just don't

I heard that you're an actor

So act like a stand-up guy

Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight

I tell 'em it's just your culture

And everyone rolls their eyes

Yeah, I know

All I'm asking, baby

Please, please, please don't prove I'm right (don't prove I'm right)

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, ah

Please, please, please, ah

Well, I have a fun idea, babe, maybe just stay inside

I know you're craving some fresh air

But the ceiling fan is so nice

And we could live so happily

If no one knows that you're with me

I'm just kidding, but really, really

Please, please, please don't prove I'm right (don't prove I'm right)

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, ah

Please, please, please, ah

If you wanna go and be stupid, don't

Do it in front of me

If you don't wanna cry to my music, don't

Make me hate you prolifically

Please, please, please

Please, please, please

Please, please, please (ah)