Here they sit, talking rot

Saddam Hussein and Pol Pot

Mao Zedong bares his gnashers

At Idi Amin's and Emperor Bokassa's

There he is, Joseph Stalin

Thick as thieves with that old bore Lenin

Look at the two of them, putting the boot in

Ranting and raving, and bitching 'bout Putin

Hell, hello, it's Hell in here

Evil is a bore with a big idea

Hell, hello, what's not to fear?

Love death not life and make it hell in here

It's a real no brainer, the blood just oozes

When Vlad the Impaler meets the Ceaucsescus

It's getting mighty crowded and hot as wasabi

But they'll have to make room for Robert Mugabe

Caligula spits stale panini

At Adolf Hitler and Mussolini

Napoleon casts a withering sneer

At Kim Il-Sung from North Korea

Hell, hello, it's Hell in here

Evil is a bore with a big idea

Hell, hello, what's not to fear?

Evil is a bore which makes it hell in here

Serial killers begging your pardon

Are beyond the pale and so's Osama Bin Laden

Heinrich Himmler's doing his best

To avoid the attentions of Fred West

Ivan the Terrible isn't terribly nice

When Gilles de Rais seeks his advice

Hell, hello, what's not to fear?

Evil is a bore which makes it hell in here

It's Hell in here (It's Hell in here)

It's Hell in here

Hell, hello, the big idea

Love death, not life, and make it hell in here

It's Hell in here

It's Hell in here

It's Hell in here

Hell in here