I'm filthy, I'm hungry

I'm fed up to the teeth

I'm very revolutionary

I haven't washed in weeks

You've seen me dancing topless

And kipping on the beach

I'm so bloody normal

Yet I'm one of nature's freaks

I think it would do more good to try

And understand the other guy

In the soft, grey squeeze

As they "Mind the Doors"

Like a sacrifice for the minotaur

All together in the Blood Rush Hour!

C'mon fish-face, you got the power!

Then I went and got busted (yay)

They say I'm maladjusted (he's a fool)

I never can be trusted

By anybody anymore, yay yay yay

I got busted (yay)

My own mother was disgusted (she's a fool)

I got busted

(By the Law)

"'ello, 'ello, what's all this here?

I'll trim your wellingtons for you my dear."

I proceeded to plod at a porcupine pace

When I spotted the accused and decided to give chase

He blotted his copy book straight away

'Cause as soon as he saw me, whoops, 'e was away

Running like a rabbit, or a frisky poodle

Blowing his trousers like a bugle

Then I went and got busted (yay)

They say I'm maladjusted (he's a fag)

I never can be trusted

By anybody anymore, yay yay yay

I got busted (yay)

My own mother was disgusted (she's a fag)

I got busted

(By the Law, by the Law, by the Law)

Moo...moo...moo...