Skip The Rope

Well, what do you know, yeah, she sounded like a pole

When I dropped her off at the station

You know what happened next, she wrote me a text

It was full of abbreviations

You gotta understand, I'm a lyrical man

But I'm not a fool, you know

You gotta listen to me, girl, it's not that difficult

Let me skip the rope

I thought I'd give it a while with this industry gal

She looked hungry but a little jaded

Before too long, we started havin' this song

I can tell she really hated

Now, it's a well known fact that I overreact

When I'm on the role

You gotta watch me, girl, it's no the end of the world

Let me skip the rope

You do it one time, baby, and that's alright

Two times, that is cool

You do it three times, baby, just go back to school

You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night

Five times in a row

You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go

She was cookin' up a storm when I got home

It was Armageddon in the kitchen

It was out of my hands, there was a flash in the pan

But the lady just wouldn't listen

More often than not when the fire is hot

I'll strike it like a man

At the end of the day, I don't know what to say

Catch me if you can

You do it one time, baby, and that's alright

Two times, that is cool

You do it three times, baby, just go back to school

You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night

Five times in a row

You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go

Hey

You do it one time, baby, and that's alright

Two times, that is cool

You do it three times, baby, just go back to school

You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night

Five times in a row

You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go

You do it one time, baby, that's alright

Two times, that's cool

You do it three times, baby, just go back to school

You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night

Five times in a row

You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go

Oh, whoa, whoa