I want to be a big, big star

I want to be a big, big star

The girl by the back cloth

Is smoking her head off

While waiting for her turn to shine

While under the heat of

The lights come and meet

The big man who could make her big time

Oh there's such a lot of distance between

Her first audition and making the screen

Oh she might do well or even excel

But somehow more likely they'll shatter her dreams

She has a lot to learn

And I hope she learns

For there's such a strong attraction

There's a fundamental reason which explains her actions

I want to be a big, big star

I want to be a big, big star

Well you must admire her

Conviction and violence

Of it sufficiently well lit

With all her devices

Avoiding the vices

Would seem an impossible skit

Oh there's such a lot of distance between

Her first audition and making the screen

Oh she might do well or even excel

But somehow more likely they'll shatter her dreams

She has a lot to learn

And I hope she learns

For there's such a strong attraction

There's a fundamental reason which explains her actions

Alright Charlie, who we got next?

Why not try the chick with the long hair?

Yeah she, uh, she could be right

Why don't you have her up centre stage and get her to do a piece?

Right

The quality of mercy is not strained

It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath

It is twice blessed

It blesseth him that gives and him that takes

It is mightiest in the mightiest

It becomes a throned monarch better than his crown

His scepter shows the force of temporal power

The attribute to all majesty

Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings

But mercy is above the sceptered sway

It is enthroned in the hearts of kings

It is an attribute to God himself

And earthly power doth then show likest God's

When mercy seasons justice