All That Before

I don't know if I'm cracking up or just getting careless... Is this room quite airless? Just a minute – listen, Did you hear that knock on the door? I'm going to have to write things down before I forget them. I can't find my glasses, I don't know where I left them So I can't expect to get much on the visionary score, Or did I say all that before? Oh, stop me if you've heard this one before I get started. I can't find my mobile and I didn't charge it, It's a phantom target, If I call myself I'll only get my Voicemail once more. I wish that I could pin things down before they escaped me. I can't find my car keys and it seems that lately I have trouble even fitting them into the front door... Or did I say all that before? Oh, stop me if I'm banging on trying to grab your attention. I forget to mention I can't find my glasses But I think I bent them when I dropped them As I scrabbled for my phone on the floor. It seems I can't, I can't remember, I can't remember what I'm doing. Although I flash that foolish grin That seemed so winning when I came in I'm beginning to see everyhting we've been Is going to be forgotten. It's not a joke, Or did I say that all before I spoke? It's not a joke, Or did I say all that before I spoke? I can't find myself, What I'm looking for, And I've lost the thread Of what I said before.