From a Logical Point of View

If you want to be happy living a king's life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

If you want to be happy living a king's life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

Now all you have to do is just what I say

And then you may be jolly, merry and gay

Therefore, from a logical point of view

Better marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view

Always marry a woman uglier than you

A pretty woman make a husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

Soon as she marries then and there she starts

To do the things that will break your heart

And when you think that she is belonging to you

She is calling somebody else to do

Man, from a logical point of view

Better marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view

Always marry a woman uglier than you

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

You can be sure you will be happy in all your life

She will never do things in a funny way

To allow the neighbor have things to say

She wouldn't disregard the husband at all

By exhibiting herself too bitter and cold

Man, from a logical point of view

Better marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view

Always marry a woman uglier than you

An ugly woman give your meals on time

And try to make you comfortable in mind

At times when you lie sick in your cozy bed

She will both caress you and scratch your head

And not a minute in the night will she leave you alone

It seems you want to melt the cold from your bone

Man, from a logical point of view

Better marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view

Always marry a woman uglier than you

If a man that's not your friend say that you have no taste

Marry an ugly woman above disgrace

One who is cute, looking barbarous and rough

The skin like alligator, bumpy and tough

Pigeon-hole, bull-leg, across in her eye

She got two lips that look like a big bow tie

Boy, from a logical point of view

Better marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view

Always marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view

Always marry a woman uglier than you