When am I ever going to kick the curse?

I took my medication I feel worse

Swimming is easy when you're stuck in the middle of the Mississippi

All you have to do is crawl

15 years a big shot in a one horse town

Riding the elevator shafts with your hip flask and your sunbed tan

You were born stupid mister you were born cheap

All you have to do is crawl

When are you ever going to see the sense?

I kick it in and you just spit it right out again

Swimming is easy when you're headed for the deep

All you have to do is crawl

One for the money, baby, two for the money

Get back in that elevator Jack, eat up your milk and honey

Guess you were born lucky mister ain't life sweet?

All you have to do is crawl

When are you ever going to see the sense?

I kick it in and you just spit it right back out again

Swimming is easy when you're stuck in the middle of the Misssissippi

All you have to do is crawl