One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please Mister Bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

I don't want soda nor bubblegum

You got what I want, just serve me some

Since my baby's been gone, everything is lost

I'm on this kick and I can't get off

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please Mister Bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

My woman started me on this spree

I can't find her and she can't find me

She left this morning, said she wouldn't stay

She's been out all night and it's the break of day

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please Mister Bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One more nip and make it strong

I got to find my baby and drag her home

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please Mister Bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer