My Bitch

When you turn around, baby, I'll be watching you

I can see through you, maybe then you'll see

That I ain't playin', I'm to be taken seriously

You know what I'm saying? And so the story goes

One night when I was shaking and I defiantly wasn't faking

I was lost in a trance doing my own dance

My girls on my side were concentrating on the music playing

And the speakers vibrating

I shut my eyes, and the next thing I knew

All I could smell was leather and brute

Imposing on my groove, standing on my side

You were licking your lips and rocking your thighs

I wanted to die laughing, like, "You're serious?"

I've come to save your expression

But I held my breath and said, "Who are you?"

Baby, my name is Drew, I'm gonna make you my bitch

Maximum tender, feminine gender

Come on, baby, it's time to surrender, I'm Drew

(So what are you gonna do?)

I just want to get into you

Hey, bitch, don't be so uptight

We can make a date through tonight

And then, before hell breaks loose

I'll just turn up the juice

I say, "Hey, all you people, my name is Mr. Smart (Huh)

And some of the girls are saying

I am the one with the greatest heart (Gimme a break)

And everywhere I go, I gotta put on a show

I am Mr. Smart" (Is that right?)

Wait now

I stomped this joint from top to toe

I found nothing but half-pint-two-bit guys

Acting out the parts, a modern Prince Charming

Some are in a movie being Batman and Robin

It's not the way you look, 'cause you ain't half bad

It's the way you act that makes me sad

You know you think you're finger licking, and that's the problem

Lookin' right in the mirror ain't gonna solve it

That somethin' special deep inside

Called heart and soul, might give you style

All that time you spend lookin' at yourself (Who me?)

Made you so transparent it makes me sick, ugh

Baby, you say I'm vain? But I got so much to gain

For instance, if I had you, here's what I would do

I would dine you by candlelight

Hold you, baby, all through the night

And the love that I give to you

Will be cookin' like your mama's stew (Oh)

Hey, all you people (Sorry?)

My name is Mr. Smart (I didn't hear that)

And some of the girls are saying

I am the one with the greatest heart (The greatest what?)

And everywhere I go, I gotta put on a show (Try me)

I am Mr. Smart (You suck)

(Uh, gimme some more)

(Uh, gimme some more)

I ain't impressed, I ain't gettin' undressed, just yet

I'm saving my personal stash

For a male who can handle me with care, I don't beat around the bush

Creaturely, we can act tough

I can't take none of that degenerate stuff

A little discretion can melt me like butter

And I give you sweet love till you're cry for your mother

We can wear out the backbone in my couch (Ouch)

You can't wear out what I'm about

I'm not about to change

'Cause more or less I know what's morally right for me

The certain conditions, you see?

Hey, all you people (All you sisters)

My name is Mr. Smart (Look out)

And some of the girls are saying

I am the one with the greatest heart (There's a fake on the loose)

And everywhere I go, I gotta put on a show (He ain't got no juice)

I am Mr. Smart (Oh, that's what you think?)

Hey, all you people, my name is Mr. Smart (That makes you feel good)

Some of the girls are saying

I am the one with the greatest heart

(Catch yourself, go on, nobody else is gonna do it)

And everywhere I go, I gotta put on a show

I am Mr. Smart, and this is smart

(I've heard everything, but this is the tops)