I'm Always Drunk in San Francisco (And I Don't Drink At All)

I'm always drunk in San Francisco I always stay out of my mind But if you've been to San Francisco They say that things like this go on all the time It never happens nowhere else Maybe it's the air Can't really seem to help myself And what's mine I don't care I'm always drunk in San Francisco I'll never feel any pain But tell me why does San Francisco Jump is like a lover's lane go Straight to my brain I guess it's just the mind I'm in And acts like alcohol Because I'm drunk in San Francisco And I don't drink at all.