Well jerry at de mike come fe demonstrate

Yes, jerry at de mike me come fe demonstrate

Me come fe show de crowd a people dat great is great

Right ya now mr jerry at go set tings straight

No MC test jerry in a ate

So listen dem ya styles I man originate

First of all me wan you know me na exaggerate

All pirate in de dance me would a evacuate

Is a whole leap a space I man accommodate

An a whole leap a gal I accumulate

Round de mile jerry don't need no associate

Me chat by meself me no combinate

Me study very hard because me want graduate

Up de MC ladder I man essulate

To be a boss MC I'm a chief candidate

True me fascinate nor irritate and me originate

Round de classic micro-centre dat is where me locate

Me no select no tune an jerry don't operate

Fe see me lift speaker - box you must fortunate

'Cause asdedance down me gone home me gone go hibernate

Going home de other night me can't remember de date

De early hours of de morning before people a wake

Bopsing down de road it was me worst mistake police come draw down 'pon me an a investigate

Him say "Hey son where you coming from don't you know that it's late

I've heard about you **** and the trouble you create"

I said "I'm coming from a party and me going home straight

Me just stop a de shop to buy some cigarette an chocolate"

When me explain de situation him stop interrogate

Turn around jump in a I'm panda car an say "see you mate"

Is a good ting me never cheeky or be obstinate

Or me could a end up visiting de damn magistrate

De house way me live in you know it must decorate

An de girl way me love ave to affectionate

Nem ya linda lyrics you must penetrate

So listen every word I man and quotate

True me talking very clear you no need fe translate

'Cause when me riding pon de riddim me no mek no mistake

Gasst contagious disease I man vaccinate

An true me no wan catch a dose me no fornicate

De lyrics way me chat dem must varinte

Some time me chat itslow sometime me accelerate

Dem ya kinds style you must appreciate

Nuff gal come to me a congratulate

Dem say "jerry your so good looking can I have you portrait"

I say "yes of course my darling but you know you have to wait"

Well dais a something I man have to state

A trollop is a woman with a whole heap a weight

Don't tell her to her face 'cause she will aggrovate

And if she sit down pon you you will suffocate

At de mile is nuff excitement I jerry create

And you know that it's not hard for me to exterminate

Any boy way come a dance an a duplicate

A style him get off a saxon or a old yard tape

I say de lyrics way me chat dem must variate

An nuff people dem a say don't me impertinate

Any gal way me like we must be intimate

But me only make love when me in private