Food processors are great!

It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home

I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the underground

And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this

I need something to remind me that there's something else

You need a holiday somewhere in the sun

With all the people who are waiting

There never seems to be one

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion

If you stare too long, you lose your appetite

And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this

You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains

I need a holiday somewhere in the sun

With all the people who are waiting

There never seems to be one

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

One, two, three, four

Five, six, seven, eight

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

You can have a holiday in the sun

Yes, ladies and gentlemen

For one week only, a special offer

You need a holiday somewhere in the sun

With all the people who are waiting

There never seems to be one

Say something, say something else

Go on

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else