What you gonna play now?

All right

I've been gagged and tied

Took a dragon ride

Had a little on the side

But I'm clean

Lived in the ground

Ran outta town

And never found

But I'm clean

Get up

Well, I think it's a beautiful little song, I really do

Had Jehovah over

Did the dog with Rover

Ate at Jan's House sober

But I'm clean

I've tried to sing

Drank on the school swing

Took a year of Ginseng

But I'm clean

All right

Was a brown bagger

Danced like Jagger

Followed Swaggart

But I'm clean

Talked some trash

Hid the stash

Got the cash

Made a splash

But I'm clean

That is beautiful

I've tried to win

Been stuck in the dust bin

Of American citizens

But I'm clean