Hey man, them ain't high heel sneakers

And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'

And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer

Well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on

And we don't all get into Donna Summer

Do you happen to know any ol' Hank Williams songs?

'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

I should have died out a long time before

Have pity on a dinosaur

Hand me my hat, excuse me man, but where's the door?

Used to be, I had a lot of fun in this old hangout

We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights

Now and then, light a little smoke in the truck out back, awe

Then a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right

And you know these flashin' lights sure make me dizzy

And this disco's very strange to my ears

It looks like they've turned the Longhorn into a spaceship

And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer

'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

Should have died out a long time before

There's a whole lot of dinosaurs

So give us our hats, excuse me man, but where's the door?

Get us our hats

Excuse me man

Where's the door?