Hello boys I bet you're wonderin' where I've been

What kind of fix have I been gettin' my fool self in

Have I been hittin' the hard stuff? No

Locked up? Well, that ain't so

Am I in love?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right

She's the queen of my Saturday nights

No ifs and no maybes

I'm her beau and she's my baby

Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?

Do I love that gal?

Yeah, buddy!

Come on boys, quit lookin' at me like I lost my mind

You'd all give up your honky tonkin' for a gal like mine

Is she a looker? I'd say so

She wrote the book from head to toe (Ah, ha)

Am I hooked?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right

She's the queen of my Saturday nights

No ifs and no maybes

I'm her beau and she's my baby

Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?

Do I love that gal?

Yeah, buddy

Met her mama? No, not yet

Am I gonna? Yeah, you bet

Is she the one?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right

She's the queen of my Saturday nights

No ifs and no maybes

I'm her beau and she's my baby

Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?

Do I love that gal?

Yeah, buddy

Do I love that gal?

Yeah, buddy