Take off your shoes, hang up your coat

Witness my words as they jump down your throat

It won't happen again, so children take note

It's a funny feeling at that

It's a funny feeling at that

Fall through the door and wait in the hall

Silence it permeates all sixteen walls

It won't happen again, so children take note

It's a funny feeling at that

It's a funny feeling at that

The foreman arrives, to take down your name

The curls by his side always hanging the same

It won't happen again, so children take note

It's a funny feeling at that

It's a funny feeling at that

The fraudulent fiends come and ask what you got

Honest they mean well but they'll take the lot

It won't happen again, so children take note

It's a funny feeling at that

It's a funny feeling at that