Yo, what you wanna do now, man?

(Yo, Ice, whatever it is it's just got to be funky)

(One, two, three)

(Make it funky)

So the people can get down to the funky sound

Tell my crew, don't mess around

(Make it funky)

So the girls can get busy, dog the dance floor

And make the guys get dizzy

(Make it funky)

Totally deaf as Evil E cut the records and the beat is kept

(Make it funky)

Stupid fly, it's got to be F-U-N-K-Y

So that you can get loose as I produce sounds hard as the deuce

Manipulate the bass gain give the levels a boost

The lyric lawyer, rhyme sayer, born to be a player

Politician where my kick then I'd be your mayor

Governor, Senator, I'm your mentor

Rap rhythm is erratic, time is four, four

I'm the microphone scholar, clockin' long dollars

Here to make the place funky while the fly girls holler

Genius vocalist, rhyme style priceless

Pound of gold around my neck, mic in my fist

The microphone virtuoso crazy insane, I'm loco

With the speed to exceed, make other MCs look slow-mo

Unleash release words mean as a beast

I eat MCs for lunch and dinner, I can serve for a feast

Their rhymes are elementary, mine deserve a PHD

This beat is F-U-N-Key my name is Ice-T

(Make it funky, make it funky, make it funky, make it funky)

Undoubtedly you recognize this jam is the ultimate cut

Uncontrollably you motivate and move your butt

It's rough the beat is gangsterous, call it tough

If you diss, stop frontin', come on, what's up?

Complicated voice gymnastics are all in your face

Vegas got my highs, EV's got control of my bass

My break is comin', get busy, no time to waste

Now the times do body work, here's the place

Ah yeah, the place to be

Ice-T and Evil, they be rockin' it out west, you know it, buddy

Yeah, Evil, yo, man, you're from Brooklyn, man

Let's see who's in the house out here, we gon' check it out right now

And get called busy and see who's in the house

Is Queens in the house? I bet Queens is in the house

Is Queens in the house?

Till the break, till the break, the break, the break, the break, the break

I know Brooklyn's out there, is Brooklyn in the house?

Brooklyn's in the house, Brooklyn's in the house

Go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn

Go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn

Yo, let's check out our town, is Uptown in the house?

Uptown, Uptown, Uptown, Uptown

Go Uptown, go Uptown, go Uptown, go Uptown

Go Uptown, go Uptown, go Uptown, go Uptown

Word, you think Bronx is out there? Is Bronx in the house?

South Bronx, south side Bronx, south Bronx, the south side Bronx

Go Bronx, go Bronx, go Bronx, go Bronx

Go Bronx, go Bronx, go Bronx, go Bronx

Yeah, buddy, so wherever you from if you us tonight

We want you to do one thing, what we want to do is

We want to go off right and crazy, we want y'all to do your thing

(Make it funky, make it funky, make it, make it, make it, make it)

Funky enough so the tracks lay tough

'Cause I'm tossin' it up and the Ice don't bluff

Girl charmer toy Harmer juice strong as armor

When I stand up on the stage you can call it melodrama

Intense suspense, my voice immense

I wouldn't have you come and see me under false pretense

The girlies do be wildin' as I'm profilin'

Limos lined around the block for about a mile and a half

Autographs, the list goes on

If you forgot it, make it funky, is the name of this song

Stupid dope and you know it, it rates a ten

Pray the DJ cut the records so it starts again

'Cause I can keep the mic cookin' for an entire month

My rhymes are always hard hittin' I don't know how to bunt

My DJ cuts like a laser E-V-I-L-E

Put your finger on the records make it, make it funky

(Make it funky, make it funky, make it, make it, make it, make it)

It's long, make it funky

So fun, make it funky

Sunshine, make it funky

Make it now, make it funky

TDF, make it funky