I’ve been picturing you naked (shit)

When I say it out loud, it’s kind of off-putting

(Man, I love pudding)

'Cause I’ve been dreaming about a wedding

Where you name all of our kids after your favorite cartoons

It’s really fucking cute

But all I have to offer anyone

Is my own, my own confusion

If you’re into dudes with beards and anxiety attacks

Well, don’t worry, darling, I got you covered on both ends

And all I have to offer anyone

Is my own, my own confusion

And all I have to offer anyone

Is my own, my own confusion

I promise I'll still sing along

I’m just tired of singing these sad songs

I promise I'll still sing along

All I have to offer anyone

Is my own, my own confusion

And all I have to offer anyone

Is my own, my own confusion