I had a crush on this girl, we used to smoke endo's

She lived across the street

I threw a rock through her window

As a kid, I wasn't making any sense

Screaming out her name, standing naked on a fence

She called the cops, I been hating ever since

Sometimes I still look back and think of what we might have been

That broken glass cost me seven hundred bucks

I was eleven, man, seven hundred bucks man, fuck, man

I seen her the other night

Hanging off a brass pole, high as a kite

Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up

I got my dick sucked, she got tit fucked

She sucked my ball sack and licked my asshole

I came in her hair, then she called me an asshole

Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks

Said that's all that I have

I'm addicted to being a dickhead

Tell a girl anything just to get head

I'm a fucking prick

Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick

I'm addicted to being a dickhead

Tell a girl anything just to get head

I'm a fucking prick

Now, shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick

How many people get to have sex with four strippers?

At the same time and it doesn't make a difference

I'm a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle

I don't want to talk, let's fuck right now

Hang around and get mistreated 'cause I'm conceited

If you don't like it, beat it

I'll just take the next slut standing in line

If you're not here to suck it, then you're wasting my time

You're here to please me and serve me

I'm here to make fun of you, make you feel unworthy

Getting bitches takes no effort

Skinny ones with no tits to big fat heifers

Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her

The next day, I tell my friends I never heard of her

Madchild is a womanizer like no other

Call me a motherfucker 'cause I'll fuck your mother

I'm addicted to being a dickhead

Tell a girl anything just to get head

I'm a fucking prick

Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick

I'm addicted to being a dickhead

Tell a girl anything just to get head

I'm a fucking prick

Now, shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick

Please don't call me on the phone

'Cause I live with my girl

And I will say it's the wrong number

And if you call me back

I will find out where you live and then

I will turn your life to shit

So just remember that you're just a slut made for sucking balls

I got a girlfriend, she broke my heart

Now every night I rip a different piece of pussy apart

Straight sport fucking, she's a whore fuck it

Treat 'em like a piece of shit till I kick the bucket

I'm so persuasive and every girl is beautiful when Madchild is wasted

Rub my balls in her face and make her promise not to say shit

I'll put her number in my phone then erase it

I'm an asshole, face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend

I'm not your homie, here's an update cupcake

Just blow me and show me your best fuck face

I'm addicted to being a dickhead

Tell a girl anything just to get head

I'm a fucking prick

Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick

I'm addicted to being a dickhead

Tell a girl anything just to get head

I'm a fucking prick

Now, shut the fuck up and suck my dick