Beware of the monster!

There is a monster in the building (For real!)

Adamantium shell, vibranium shielding

Programmed for terror like ED-209

Mission ain't done till everyone's bleeding

Wanna get out? That's a lifelong mission

Some never make it, some go missing

Some get lucky with the stars and the wishing

For some it gets ugly, scars, prison (prison!)

You better watch how you maneuver

The monster's lurking

Walking down the long dark corridor

Trying to fight your way through the red tape and vermin

You wanna get to the next floor?

The critters wanna give you this work

They don't wanna see you shine

They really wanna see you eat dirt

All upon you like leeches

Tryna drain your life force to zero

Then they wanna split out the corpse into pieces

What you get for trying to be a hero? Grim

But you gotta stay focused

Rings for the kings, no hope for the hopeless

Kick-off the door like a goddamn rebel

Then up the stairs, on to the next level

Beware of the monster!

Are you aware of the monster?

Shinobi versus the lobster

Beware of the monster!

Are you aware of the monster?

Shinobi versus the lobster

Beware!

Welcome to the next level, glad you could make it

Congratulations, you're being invaded

Bankrolls and APR ratings

The monster wants to keep you in stasis

Still struggling, credit card juggling

Down below they don't rate your suffering

You ain't really having lunch with the Queen

But you're really getting punched, in the spleen!

Yes, you possess more things

Less stress to suppress your whims

Safe havens, staycations

Chocolate Labrador Alsatians

Profile in the Ford Explorer

Living in the ‘burbs, absorbing the aura

But the monster's lurking

In the background observing and learning

As you're walking through life

You feel something in the air, something ain't right

Appearing live in your dreams

You're waking up in the middle of the night all hype

But you gotta stay focused

Rings for the kings, no hope for the hopeless

Kick-off the door like a goddamn rebel

Then up the stairs, on to the next level

Beware of the monster!

Are you aware of the monster?

Shinobi versus the lobster

Beware of the monster!

Are you aware of the monster?

Shinobi versus the lobster

Beware!

You wanna cry for help, you better save your breath

You’re in the final stage of this game of death

You've got the tools to match him with a smooth reaction

Got the drunken monkey, put the moves in action

Falcon punch to the nuts (To the nuts!)

Spinning bird kicks, tiger uppercuts

Got the golden arms, you gotta smash the armor

You're the early bird, you gotta catch the lama

The end level boss (Ganon)

Drew for the Tesla Death Ray cannon

But I bobbed and weaved it

You've got him on the ropes! But not defeated

Like, damn, time to administer the sinister

Flawless fatality. Finisher!

Hit him with a serious volley of blows

Till his whole body explodes

Free man, nice to meet ya

Air is cleaner, grass is greener

How do you feel? Like a king!

It's a new day, now life begins

Like what you see? Gotta stay focused

Rings for the kings, no hope for the hopeless

Kick-off the door like a goddamn rebel

But for now just seckle