Crazy Women

Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette

Could start a fire with a single cigarette

She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned

Just sick and tired of wonderin' if he was comin' home

She drove around, she found his car

They heard the boom from in the bar

He called the cops, she called his bluff

They hauled her off in high-heels and handcuffs

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end

God forgive them, no, they weren't born like this

No, crazy women are made by crazy men

He told his friends she was depressed

Borderline bipolar, a bitch with PMS

He cheats and lies, then plays the victim

He don't know why they always seem to pick him

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end

God forgive them, no, they weren't born like this

No, crazy women are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol, some take an axe

Boy, if you build a fire, you better bet she's got a match

Might be the teacher just down the street

The hairdresser or the housewife or that waitress that's so sweet

And you won't see it when you meet her

So be careful how you treat her

She might look just like me

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

We keep our crazy hidden till we're pushed off the deep end

God forgive us, no, we weren't born like this

No, crazy women are made by crazy men

Yeah, crazy women are made by crazy men