I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion

The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song

There's something about her makes me want to feed her

And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion

She'll sing a song in English, and she'll sing en francais

Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway

She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion

For Celine and I'll be hers someday

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world

Won't you please be mine Celine

I would do anything, if you'd be my girl

Oh, be my girl Celine

I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond

You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)

I just wanna say, je aimerez

And I can see your house from my van

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world

Won't you please be mine Celine

I would do anything, if you'd be my girl

Oh, be my girl Celine

Celine Celine

Her skin's so soft and clean

Just like porcelain

I wish she'd slather me

With a tub of Vaseline

(That was a little creepy) I'm sorry, Celine

Celine Celine

Celine Dion