Music for Boys

Come on over to our valley, where boys run free!

Run through the lush green meadows in your shorts

Brother John will be your guide

In a summer of indescribable earthly delight!

We've arrived

Where boys run free

Go for a ride

With the skeleton family

Alive

Sucked blood from our bones

Sunlight burn our flesh

Simply helicopter in!

Our tour buses will pick you up

At the edge of the valley

Hike

Along any of our many alluring trails

Just bring your gear!

We'll provide the rest

For a summer experience every boy should share

Listen up!

Your mayor's arrived

Train's a-comin'

With the boys