We got a theory

You see, Mike, we got a theory

About magic, and miracles

That's right, that's right

If magic is all we've ever known

Then it's easy to miss what really goes on

But I've seen miracles in every way

And I see miracles every day

Oceans spanning beyond my sight

And a million stars way above 'em at night

We don't have to be high to look into the sky

And know that's a miracle opened wide

Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas

And everything chillin underwater, please!

Hot lava, snow, rain and fog

Long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs

And I've seen eighty-five thousand people

All in one room, together as equal

Pure magic is the birth of my kids

I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids

The sun and the moon, and even Mars

The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars

UFOs, a river flows

Plant a little seed and nature grows

Niagara Falls and the pyramids

Everything you believed in as kids

Fucking rainbows, after it rains

There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay

It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away

And music is magic, pure and clean

You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

(Are you a believer in miracles?) Music is all magic

You can't even hold it

(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

It's just there in the air

(Are you a believer in miracles?)

Pure motherfuckin' magic. Right?

This shit'll blow your motherfuckin' mind (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

Music is a lot like love, it's all feeling

And it fills the room from the floor to the ceiling

I see miracles all around me

Stop and look around, it's all astounding

Water, fire, air and dirt

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather

Fifteen thousand Juggalos together

And I love my mom, for giving me this

Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted

I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly

Miracles ain't nothing to lie

Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy

And my little boy looks just like daddy

Miracles each and everywhere you look

And nobody has to stay where they put

This world is yours, for you to explore

It's nothing but miracles beyond your doors

The Dark Carnival is your invitation

To witness that without explanation

Take a look at this fine creation

And enjoy it better with appreciation

Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast

The wonders of the world, mysteries the most

Just open your mind, and it ain't no way

To ignore the miracles of every day

And that's real

(Are you a believer in miracles?)

Magic everywhere in this bitch

(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

It's all around you, you don't even know it

(Are you a believer in miracles?) shit's crazy

(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

(So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles?

Do you have time for the miracles?

Do you notice and recognize the miracles?

So many miracles, the magic miracles

Are you a believer in miracles?

Do you make time for the miracles?

Do you notice and recognize the miracles?

So many miracles, the magic miracles

Well, we're here! We came all the way to Ash, Nevada!

Come on!

Where's the show and where's our money?

I came all the way from England!

Where's my bloody 'undred thousand pounds?

When is the fucking gonna show gonna start already?

What I wanna know is where in hell is my goddamn hundred thousand dollars?

And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker?

I thought this was a carnival. Where's all the sexy kids at?

Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing!

I didn't come all the way to stand around here with all these goddamn tadpoles!

Let's get is started!

Start this shit so we can get paid!

We came a long way to see this shit!

It'd better be worth it, or Imma kill somebody!

Fuck that!