The House Rules

So you're tired and you're beat

And you worked all week

And you need a place you can let it go

Where the girls go wild

And the boys play hard

And you need a little more than just the radio

Well here's your open invitation

With just a couple regulations

Let me warn you son

Only come to have fun

We don't take kindly to serious

So leave your troubles at the door

Unless you want some in here

Welcome to my house

Buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs

And gets high

It's a country music

A little soul

It's a rock 'n roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin'

And getting on down

So before you come in here with some kinda attitude

You better read the house rules

Around 11 o'clock

When the front door locks

And the boys start raising the bottle

Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads

Yeah you know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em

And no matter what your story

A good time is mandatory

Well rule number 7 says don't touch the women

But they can grab whatever they want to

Welcome to my house

Buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs

And gets high

It's a country music

A little soul

It's a rock 'n roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin'

And getting on down

So before you come in here with some kinda attitude

You better read the house rules

No such thing as last call

You pick 'em up when they fall

You share the same bathroom stall

Says the sign on the wall.

One, two, three

Welcome to my house

Buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs

And gets high

It's a country music

A little soul

It's a rock 'n roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin'

And getting on down

So before you come in here with some kinda attitude

Boy before you come walking in here

With any kinda attitude

Lord, you better read the house rules

Oh and you better read the house rules

Two, three