Murphy's Law

Mercury must be in retrograde Nothing lately has gone my way My life's on fire, I'm getting tired They say that bad things come in threes But how come it doesn't when it's me? Every day is harder, sanity seems farther Woke up late, lost my phone Tried to call it, dial tone Out of gas, tires blown Typical, I'm alone There goes Murphy's law Tell me, where did I go wrong? Keeping calm and carry on Lifeline's blurry in my palm Down to my last straw Picking out my every flaw Wish I had a crystal ball But I guess that's just Murphy's law (Guess that's just Murphy's law) The internet poisoned my brain Washed my standards down the drain Plug me in and rewire, I'm preaching to the choir 'Cause I'm not the way I used to be Doubt my old self in gasoline Killed my desire, that girl expired Woke up late, lost my phone Tried to call it, dial tone What's the worst that could happen? Anything you'd imagine (yeah) There goes Murphy's law Tell me, where did I go wrong? Keeping calm and carry on Lifeline's blurry in my palm Down to my last straw Picking out my every flaw Wish I had a crystal ball But I guess that's just Murphy's law Talking through to feel it out Yeah, that's the only way I know how I'm human confusion Nothing is as soothing as Thinking later, speaking now Secrets sneak their way through my mouth I know what I'm doing, I'm Always picking and choosing (What's the worst that could happen? (Anything you'd imagine) There goes Murphy's law Tell me, where did I go wrong? What's the worst that could happen? Anything you'd imagine What's the worst? What's the worst? What's the worst that could happen? What's the worst? What's the worst? What's the worst that could happen?