Do Your Balls Hang Low (English Country Garden Mix)

Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em too and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em too and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Can you swing 'em over your shoulder Like a regimental soldier Do your balls hang low What do you do if you wanna have a poo In an English country garden Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em too and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Do they make a lusty clamour When you hit them with a hammer Do your balls hang low Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants In an English country garden Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em too and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Do they make a hollow sound When you drag 'em on the ground Do your balls hang low