Calculatus Eliminatus

The Fish: Very well then, Dr. Calculatus, find it and eliminatus yourself The Cat in the Hat: I shall indeed The Cat in the Hat: When you've mislaid a certain something, Keep your cool and don't get hot. Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot The way to find a missing something is to find out where it's not It isn't here. I'll mark this "X." It isn't there. I'll mark that "Y. " It isn't underneath the apple. Mark the apple "HKI." Conrad: It isn't in this keyhole Sally: It isn't on my knee The Cat in the Hat: Mark the keyhole "K-300." Mark the knee "5-7-B." We just jot down all the places where it isn't and gee Whiz--very shortly we will locate where the missing object is Conrad: (spoken) It isn't here The Cat in the Hat: 842-J Sally: It isn't there The Cat in the Hat: F-607--You can mark the piano "22,000-decimal point-11." Sally: It isn't in the icebox Conrad: It's not on this TV The Cat in the Hat: That's strange When you mislaid a certain something, keep your cool, don't go to pot The Cat in the Hat and Kids: Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got Kids: Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot The Cat in the Hat: The way to find a missing something The Cat in the Hat and Kids: Is to find out where it's not The Fish: Look at this house! The Fish: Look at this! Look at that! This uncouth, barbaric, Pompestuous lout! He should not be here when their mother is out!