Fuck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fuckin' crisis
Beiruit, Lebanon
Won't exist once we're done
Libya, Iran
We'll flush the bsatards down the can
Sryians and Shiites
Crush their faces with our might
Then Isreal and Egypt can live in peace
Without these dicks
