Illusions in G Major

On the seven seas, there was a phantom ship a-comin' Shinin' on the dead of night, I heard the crew a-hummin' Tunes that sounded like the Rolling Stones and Leonard Cohen But they didn't know the words, so I assumed that they was foreign But I heard them just the same Oh, doctor, let me teach 'em, I just wanna please them now I said, doctor, let me teach 'em, I just wanna please them now I looked up in the sky, there was a phantom plane a-comin' Shinin' in the dead of night, I heard the pilot saying Poems that were written by John Keats and Robert Browning He didn't know the words, so I suppose that it was nothing But I heard them just the same Oh, doctor, let me teach 'em, I just wanna please them now I said, doctor, let me teach 'em, I just wanna please them now Oh, doctor, please believe me, I know you won't deceive me But do these things I'm seein' have any hidden meaning? It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny So please, doc, let me teach 'em, if I could only reach 'em But I heard them just the same Oh, doctor, let me teach 'em, I just wanna please them now Oh, doctor, let me teach 'em, I just wanna please them now