I Drink Beer

A man who'd wish you'd be careful Met the man who just didn't care They went to the house Of the man or a mouse And met the mailman there A man with a plan A man on a mission A man who could do no wrong They all stood around in the kitchen And sang the following song I drink beer to improve my mind End the the war Help mankind Through these dark and trying times Hey batter batter batter hey batter hey Swing batter swing Hey, swing away Swing for the fence Live for today Put your life in Jesus hands Shut your eyes just as tight as you came And swing like a man like a man like a man I drink beer to boost retail sales Save those dolphins Save those whales I drink beer for the revolution Hey batter batter batter hey batter hey Swing batter swing hey, swing away Swing for the fence Live for today Put your life in Jesus hands Shut your eyes just as tight as you came And swing like a man like a man like a man Cuz We are men Men we shall we remain We shall remain Until we go home We are men Men we shall we remain We shall remain Until we go home