Tez Dhar (Techno)

Huh. Ab Jacket Pehno, Bike Nikaalo, Goa Jaao Bedroom Ka Paisa, Raaste Mein Naachta, Dimaag Ka Bheja Banaaye Na Raaste Ka Bharosa, Na Mausam Ka Bharosa, Kaun Bharega Paisa? Kaun Khaayega Goli? Main? Nahin Nahin Umm.Hmm.Umm.Hmm. Apna Bas Ek Usool, Saare Jahaan Qubool Hai... (2) Jaan Jaaye Toh Jaan Jaaye, Par Mera Maal Na Jaaye Maal Jaaye Toh Kissi Na Kissi Ki, Jaan Jaaye Koyi Rehmat Maange, Koyi Maulat Maange... (2) Apun Ka Ek Hi Jawaab Hai Yaar Tez Dhaar... Umm Hmm Tez Dhaar Hmm.Tez Dhaar, Bas Tez Dhaar Kitna Samjhaaya Hero Ko Is Desh Mein Har Hindustaani Ka Favourite Time Pass Hai Gaana Aur Bajaana Aur Naahin Toh Gaane Ke Liye Rukega Na Bajaane Ke Liye Letega Lekin Woh Saala, Ruk Gaya Aur Billo Ka Dil, Tok Gaya Mauka Chunega Kahaan Chunega Woh, Mauka Chunega Kahaan Chunega Aisi Koyi Jageh Nahin Jaha Bachega, Mauka Chunega, Mauka Chunega Haddon Ki Kya Hai Kimmat, Kimmat Toh Bas, Jaan Ki Hai, Jaan Ki Hai Muntazir Ki Kimmat, Ha Ha Bas, Jaan Hi Hai Umm Hmm Hmm Seena Zori Chori Haraam Khori Apna Toh Ek Hi Jawaab Hai Yaar Tez Dhaar... Umm Hmm Tez Dhaar Hmm.Tez Dhaar Bas Tez Dhaar Jaan Bach Gayi Toh Neend Chali Jaayegi Neend Kabhi Aa Bhi Gayi Toh Cheekta Huwa, Darrta Huwa Kaampta Huwa Jaagega Tu! Mauka Tez Dhaar... Hmm Tez Dhaar (Mauka Chunega Kahaan... Bachega, Mauka Chunega, Mauka Chunega) Abbe Saale, Taqdeer Teri Jhukti Pehle, Maut Tere Sar Pe Hai Lekin Baatein Aisi Karta Hai, Jaise Zindagi Tere Bistar Pe Hai (Mauka Chunega Kahaan Chunega Woh, Mauka Chunega Kahaan Chunega Aisi Koyi Jageh Nahin Jaha Bachega, Mauka Chunega, Mauka Chunega Umm... Zindagi... Aur Mauke Ke Peechhe, Aur Ye Tez, Tez Dhaar Umm Hmm Hmm Seena Zori Chori Haraam Khori Apna Toh Ek Hi Jawaab Hai Yaar Tez Dhaar Tez Dhaar Umm Tez Dhaar Tez Dhaar... Tez Dhaar Tez Dhaar... (Mauka Chunega Kahaan... Bachega, Mauka Chunega, Mauka Chunega) Kya Karta Boss? Public Ki Demand Thi, Toh Billa Ko Aana Hi Pada Kahaani Khatam Hone Ko Aayi, Aur Saala Action Shuru Hi Nahin Huwa Ha! Ab Main Aa Gaya Hoon Na Ab Dikha Doon Tamaasha, Dikha Doon Tere Ko Be Pasha Samjha!