We'd like to thank you Uncle Ron
'Cause you went out and dropped the bomb
It's too bad that you still aren't alive
'Cause now it's a war where the fittest survive
No more fashion conspiracies
No more football games with stupid preppies
Topsiders melted credit cards burned
This is Reagan's world now you've learned
Bands of skaters in roving packs
We had the adaptability that you lacked
Anarchy prevails you can rule us no more
You try and stop us we kick your lies out the door
We'd like to thank you Uncle Ron
You went out and dropped the bomb
We'd like to thank you uncle ron
'Cause now you're dead and society is gone
