The Twelve Days of Christmas (Parrothead Version)

On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A purple parrot in a palm tree On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven Vegas tickets Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight vintage eight tracks Seven Vegas tickets Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Nine pairs of flip flops Eight vintage eight tracks Seven Vegas tickets Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the tenth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Ten tiki torches Nine pairs of flip flops Eight vintage eight tracks Seven Vegas tickets Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the 11th day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eleven Lulu cookbooks Ten tiki torches Nine pairs of flip flops Eight vintage eight tracks Seven Vegas tickets Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree On the 12th day of Christmas My true love gave to me Twelve Landshark Lagers Eleven Lulu cookbooks Ten tiki torches Nine pairs of flip flops Eight vintage eight tracks Seven Vegas tickets Six Mac guitar picks Five cheeseburgers Four Hawaiian ukes Three fin hats Two tattoos And a purple parrot in a palm tree