Do your lips crack
When the spider apples fall?
Does your nose itch
When a fly climbs up the wall?
Do your ears pop
When you kick a cannonball?
Then there's nothing that I can do for you
Do your eyeballs
Take a sneaky look
At each other
When you start to read a book?
Do your elbows
Try to run amok?
Then there's nothing that I can do for you
Oh, there's nothing that I can do for you
No, there's nothing that I can do for you
But if you want to
Really want to know
When your eyebrows
Will strangle you in bed
And your toenails
Will live on when you're dead
Have you listened
To every word that I have said?
And there's nothing that I can do for you
Oh, there's nothing that I can do for you
No, there's nothing that I can do for you
But if you want to
Really want to know
Oh, there's nothing that I can do for you
No, there's nothing that I can do for you
But if you want to
Really want to know
