Should'a Worn a Rubber (feat. Hottnucks)

"Oh daddy, fuck me in my ass Oh yeah!" Fucked you up a little bit, get up and into it Don't have a kid with it, careful, we'll finish it No, no, I'm feelin' it, can't stop from givin' it Too late, I'm finna hit, here we go again Ayo, I love your itty-bitty kitty, wanna fuck your titties Wanna hit it from the back when I'm rubbin' on your kitty Wanna make you go (ah) with the whole city Yo, I gotta pull out 'cause I'm gettin' too giddy She said, "Quit being a bitch, get back here, let's finish" I said, "I really want a rubber, I don't wanna hit the clinic" But I'm in it again, the feeling's got me in heaven I guess there ain't no pretendin', I'm gonna blow it inside Oh God, uh, feel so good, I could die (Don't worry, I'm on the pill) Dumb bitch just lied Now I got a kid, all I hear is cries 'Til I punch the bitch and she abort it like (why?) Now I gotta get tested I hate to admit, I think my dick's infected Now I'm straight regrettin', shoulda stuck to pettin' But instead I fucked the bitch and now I'm in the clinic stressin' (On my tits) I shoulda blown on her rack But instead I'm sweatin' bullets and I can't relax My blood pressure goes up as the doc comes back He says, "It's no big deal, all you got was the clap" Clap, clap-clap, clap-clap Take two pills and it's gone, clap-clap I shoulda learned my lesson but I'm comin' right back I'm like, "You want this dick again?" (Yeah, right) She's like, "Sure, bud", I was like, "Oh?" She's like, "I didn't even get off" I'm like, "No?" She's like, "Well fuck it, let's do it" I'm like, "Whoa, where's my rubber?" "Fuck I've blown!" (Uh, it's all over me!) Yeah, I shoulda worn a rubber Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (you don't need a condom, baby) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (on my tits) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber I use birth control It doesn't feel as nice (oh no) So I pull the condom off Even though it's not right I made a mistake (uh-oh) And now I have a kid My kid has got a brother That he doesn't know exists I pay child support 'Cause I'm a nice guy (aww) I found out off of Mori that this kid's not even mine Oh my God, the lies Now who's the real dad? (Bro, I'm sorry man) McFee, I'm gonna kill you dude You stabbed me in the back Yeah, I shoulda worn a rubber Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (it's my first time, time, time) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (where is it?) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber I know it's here somewhere (baby) Jeez, tell 'em, you sure should have worn a condom on that one That kid is ugly Lubricated condom? What the fuck is this? My dick is bleeding I don't understand (don't worry, it's spermicide) This bitch was addicted to what my dick did A bitch that claimed that she missed it And insisted on what my dick did What makes Miles happy, like Lipton (Lipton?) Lipton, chicken noodle soup Strippin' in the coupe, turn around, stick it in the cooch' 'Cause I'm rippin' her a new Um, well, now she has two bums Didn't have a condom on, it felt awesome Bought them but gave them the feel and forgot them I lost them, don't really know where I tossed them On the dresser, on the floor, maybe in Boston (Boston?) Regardless, it didn't say caution (Caution?) Or pussy, it didn't say nothing Looked and smelled like she took care of it all So stickin' in it raw wouldn't lead me to a coffin How could I trust boo? Now 'cause my dick is growing a mushroom It burns when I pee and it drips puss too She told me it was clean, damn bitch, fuck you! Now I'm in the clinic, ah-choo! Coughing, going through cold sweats too The doc walks in, "Yeah, should be my hoe" And I run up to him quickly and he's like "You're dead, dead-dead, dead-dead" What if I take pills? "Well you're still dead-dead Don't wanna be a dad? Well, you shoulda used your head You shoulda worn a rubber and you shoulda made a mess" "But your damn dirty dick just dripped on my desk Now the damn secretary slipped on her neck And I'm pretty sure you fuckin' pissed on her chest" Yeah, I'm sorry doc, I didn't want to shit with your best one Yeah, I shoulda worn a rubber Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (put it in my mouth) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (oh daddy, fuck me in my ass) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah I shoulda worn a rubber (please lick me) Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber (you lip-dick motherfucker) Quickly, somebody come fuck me No Okay, do you want me to be bad for you daddy? Fuck, I keep with the daddy What's wrong with me and daddy? I have daddy issues apparently I haven't talked to my dad in ten years