Baby's Daddy

Hey Marcus... Hey What's Up? Um, there's something I wanted to ask you... Uh, what is it? Will you do me a favor? Oh no no no! Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy And be the one to always make me happy? Oh hell no! Will you watch sponge bob with him And teach him how to make a crabby patty? Oh hell no! Even know I got stretch marks Will you still be down to get nasty? Oh hell no! Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows! Please? No! Please? NO! Throw me the mic I got a flow to recite You got a baby by [?] that you don't even like A broke [?] who thuggish Always be talkin' rubbish Sayin' he be causing ruckus All because you were sluttish Jesus, I can't believe this, friendship That's the same mother fucker that you had cheated on me with I knew this would happen without a question But you said "I never have sex without protection" Bitch please You left me flowing down shits creek You sex driven like a big freak Plus our relationship has been breached You took a big leap And rumor has it you sucked his dick and kissed me And now I'm suppose to be the father and the mental guide Like sure I'll take care of the little guy Shit, you ain't puttin' me through the stress I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy And be the one to always make me happy? Oh hell no! Will you watch sponge bob with him And teach him how to make a crabby patty? Oh hell no! Even though I got stretch marks Will you still be down to get nasty? Oh hell no! Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows! Please? No! Please? NO! I'm far from a fuckin' life saver Not your friendly neighbor But yet you called me during your labor It's not my issue, take me off the menu I'm not the one who put the motherfucker in you I'm not a mean guy I hate to sound that foul But I don't give a fuck about that child You damn right See You chose him, then he fucked you Tag your it Too bad his dick didn't have any insurance You knew that he was just a lame [?] prior to it Now your ass hittin me up thinking I would do it Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid That's kinda stupid Face the facts bitch your life is ruined Don't be callin me like "My life's a crazy blur Rashad don't take care of the baby and makes me hurt I wish me and you could go back to the way we were" Shit we can Just get rid of the baby first Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy And be the one to always make me happy? Oh hell no! Will you watch sponge bob with him And teach him how to make a crabby patty? Oh hell no! Even though I got stretch marks Will you still be down to get nasty? Oh hell no! Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows! Please? No! Please? NO! Now I won't be your baby's daddy I'm not the one But you can still give me some head And maybe swallow some cum And if you want it, I can deliver the (?) But don't ever send the baby to find me Yo Do you remember when I told you that I would love you forever And broke up with my girlfriend Heather Kicked her to the curb And got with you Thinkin you were better But found out you were a heart shredder Yeah, I felt pretty stupid after that Became the [?] that my crew was laughin at I was foolish, that's a fact So this is karma You've been on my shit list So ha ha ha ha That's what you get bitch Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy And be the one to always make me happy? Oh hell no! Will you watch sponge bob with him And teach him how to make a crabby patty? Oh hell no! Even though I got stretch marks Will you still be down to get nasty? Oh hell no! Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows! Please? No! Please? NO! Hey that's life You fuck me over He fucked you You got pregnant Now your fucked You had me You had me, that's the funny think about it And you blew it Ha ha ha