All Men Are Liars

All men, all men are liars Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls, bring rusty pliers To pull this tooth All men are liars and that's the truth Well do you remember Rick Astley? He had a big fat hit it was ghastly He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down Well I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown Though he was just a boy when he made that vow I bet it all that he knows by now All men, all men are liars Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls, bring rusty pliers To pull this tooth All men are liars and that's the truth Among God's creatures man must be The most slimy and slippery now There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit Behind the little moustache he grew, a shifty brute All the one's start choking on the words they ate Sweating on getting their stories straight All men, all men are liars Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls, bring rusty pliers To pull this tooth All men are liars and that's the truth All men, all men are liars Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls, bring rusty pliers To pull this tooth All men are liars And all men are liars All men are liars All men are liars And that's the truth