Fix a Drink

Well, it's hotter than hell outside right now It's a hundred in the shade with the sun beatin' down Forecast callin' for some more of the same Well, I can't fix that But I can fix a drink I turn on Fox News and then CNN But it's the same dang thing all over again The world's in the toilet and the market's in the tank Well I can't fix that No, but I can fix a drink, pour it on ice Mix it on up and get you feeling right I can get you buzzed, I can get you smilin' I can make you feel like you're sittin' on an island I can make it fruity, or I can make it strong All you gotta do is tell me what you want Put it to your lips, take a little sip And tell me what you think (babe, let's drink) Yeah, I can fix a drink You say you gotta broken phone and a broken heart The boss is on your back and your truck won't start None of your friends wanna listen to Hank Well I can't fix that No, but I can fix a drink, pour it on ice Mix it on up and get you feeling right I can get you buzzed, I can get you smilin' I can make you feel like you're sittin' on an island I can make it fruity, or I can make it strong All you gotta do is tell me what you want Put it to your lips, take a little sip Tell me what you think Yeah, I can fix a drink I don't know what's going on with you But if you've got some cheap whiskey and some Mountain Dew Malibu, Cuervo, Coke in a cup Brother, I can hook you up I can fix a drink, pour it on ice Mix it on up and get you feeling right I can get you buzzed, I can get you smilin' I can make you feel like you're sittin' on an island I can make it fruity, or I can make it strong All you gotta do is tell me what you want Put it to your lips, take a little sip And tell me what you think (babe, let's drink) Yeah, I can fix a drink Yeah, I can fix a drink