No Me Diga

DANIELA: Gorgeous! CARLA: Linda! CARLA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know! VANESSA: Vieja! DANIELA: Sucia! CARLA: Cabrona! CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know! CARLA: A little off the top- DANIELA: A little off the side- NINA: A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio! ALL: Tell me something I don't know! DANIELA: Bueno. You didn't hear it from me! But some little birdie told me Usnavi had sex with Yolanda! NINA/CARLA: No me diga! VANESSA: Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that! Please tell me you're joking! DANIELA: Okay! Just wanted to see what you'd say! CARLA/NINA/DANIELA: Woooooooooooooooo! Tell me something I don't know! Mmm-hmm-mmm... VANESSA: What? I don't care! ALL: Ay, bendito! DANIELA: So, Nina, I hear you've been talking to Benny. NINA: And what do you hear? DANIELA: I hear plenty. They say he's got quite a big ...Taxi! CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga! NINA: Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that! CARLA: I don't think I know what you mean... DANIELA: Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine! VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA: Tell me something I don't know! CARLA: Long as he keeps it clean! NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Ay dios mio... DANIELA: Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out! VANESSA: I'll bet you impressed them all out west You were always the best, no doubt! CARLA: We want front row seats to your graduation- DANIELA: They'll call your name- DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: And we'll scream and shout! NINA: You guys, I dropped out DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga?! NINA: I should go DANIELA: Well that's a shitty piece of news CARLA: That girl never quit anything VANESSA: What the hell happened? DANIELA: I don't know DANIELA/CARLA: I don't know DANIELA: I don't know! CARLA/VANESSA: Tell me something I don't know! ALL: Que se yo?