Shake a Leg

ladies n gentlemen, please put ur handz 2geva 4 eski. oi oi shake a leg shake a leg oi dan wotdya call dis, y av u got me spittin on dis, i dont usualli spit on tracks lyk deez, but its jus da start n im startin 2 lyk it, watch produers try n buy me, if u lyk it, dont fyt it dance wiv ur grandma, ill b dancin wiv ur aunti, put my hand on her bum gettin lively SWITCH! now i move on2 ur girlfrend, me dancin wiv ur girl its lyk hell frend, im gettin randy, u no wot wud be handy a lil glass of brandy now im skankin wiv big chest mandy shakin a leg inda middle of da dancefloor im givin her wot she askd 4, she gt a hardback wind wot more can she ask 4 chorus. cum n shake a leg wiv me can u please shake a leg wiv me cum n shake a leg wiv me can u please shake a leg wiv me ladies an gentelmen, lets have a warm welcome, 4 our ex performa- jose fernandez! this is loca 2 go 2 i am spanish 2 wiggle ur toe 2 come, shake ya leg for a giggle grab ya keys up, i got a knees up to go to tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes going for the nachos and the free booze in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo roll tight in a nylon tuxedo red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos left, right, backward, forward we go lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo i do the salsa with the old fogies eatin runny guacomole green like bogies sister casandra dont mind either and shes a fat butch like pat butcher Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! (ariba) Come and shake a leg with me (ariba) oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa! (Ladies and gentleman, will you please put your hands togther for the Ethnal from Bethnal) Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii) Wot? This sounds like the job for me The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g which l-e-g third l-e-g Yeah! He's a wrong'un known to be a liberty like him. i cant see me sittin on this but i like music so im spittin on this yeah you you can join in on this one, you with the buff face and you with the cris bum wait a minute did i say cris bum let me check that bum, likes bum flat bum shes got no bum its like a back of a splitting i need to no how shes sitting, now stop looking down waiting for it to expand its not gunna happen, it just dont happen, so move on your best go tres another man coz it might happen, it just might happen. Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!