Hello

So welcome to the world, yeah... All you late-comers, just step onboard I'm happy, glad you came So welcome home again! Sometimes I feel we must be going mad Hello Peter, hello Paul Saints and sinners, welcome all Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball Hello, hello, hello, hello Consider, if you will This great big question, unanswered still Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between The colour blue and the colour green? Sometimes I feel we must be going mad Little Richard, Little Nell Willy Wonka and William Tell Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle Hello, hello, hello, hello... So welcome to the team Oh, have you worked it out yet? Yeah - the riddle, I mean What's the answer? It's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes Barry Humphries and Paris Grey Little Neepsie, Chris and Do Hello, hello, hello, hello... Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire Hello, hello, hello, hello... Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown Leslie Crowther, come on down Mary Wilson, Di and Flo Hello, hello, hello, hello... Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer Andre Previn and the LSO Hello, hello, hello, hello... Hello!