GBA SP Blue Edition Song

(DISCLAIMER: Please note any spelling errors was intended by Yoav Landau) It was years ago when I was full grown boy I was jumping at the street and I Was clobbered by a car into a window That was when I saw a Gameboy Advanced S-P-, Blue Edition But my family could barely afford gold. As I stared at him into his eyes He said "Mom, mamaaa" As he held it in his tiny hands I started running and I screamed And shoved him to the ground Took that GBA from he... Got inside my house With a big smelly handle Snuck past all my parentals And then I blew the candle out As I pressed the booton with my feengee Didn't know what it'd bring me Or what it's all about... A little man appeared on screen His name was Mare-e-o He sprints at fast speeds such as my own Pressed another booton and he jumped And I screamed when he disappeared Then I feared he wouldn't come Just stay away from my Gameboy Advanced, S-P-, Blue Edition You better back away my friend You can't take away my Gameboy Advanced, S-P-, Blue Edition Not even from my cold dead hands The screen turned black It had turned into a big hole "Is this a hole I see before me?" And it echoed like a hole There was Mare-e-o and his graphics was jumbled Realistic pores and chapped lips And I tried to change it... Then Mare-e-o, he did not move All that he did was scream And my skin turned rotten and green I feared the worst And so I tossed that Gameboy out the window It came back again I snuck inside of the little boy's room I wanted to tell him that I was wrong But when I turned the lights on The room was full of people in black I said, "Who the flip are you people?" "Is that your boy there inside that box?" A priest said, "Lower that box" Then I sprinted towards the coffin I yelled to free me of this curse Then Mare-e-o appeared But then Gaussian Blurred away Appeared again Said learned my lesson Clicked his moustache Then I woke the next day Just stay away from my Gameboy Advanced, S-P-, Blue Edition You better back away my friend You can't take away my Gameboy Advanced, S-P-, Blue Edition Not even from my cold dead hands