Karen

She's a doll, she's a queen, she's a tantalizing teen And Karen is her name (they call her Karen) At a party she's a stomper And a rock and rollin' romper Everybody's glad she came Hey that's Karen On a surfboard she's the greatest Hits a tennis ball the straightest And on skis, she's just the end She's a gone folk singer And a teenage ring-a-dinger And she's everybody's friend Hey that's Karen She sets her hair with great precision It's her favorite indoor sport And by the light of a television She can even write a book report I'm so proud when people see me Walking with a girl so dreamy I just can't believe she's mine (they call her Karen) She's a teenage ring-a-dinger But some day I'll wedding ring her She's a year-round Valentine Hey that's Karen In my old '57 T-Bird When Karen's by my isde It flies like an XKE Bird Yeah the Stingrays and the Mustangs hide With the schooners and the bowlers With their hair put up in rollers Karen's always in a whirl She's alarming, most disarming, but a really very charming modern girl