Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys?

We all want someone to shout for Yeah, everyone wants somebody to adore But your heroes aren't what they seem When you've been where we've been Have I done something to trigger The funny looks and the sniggers? Are they there at all Or is it just paranoia? 'Cause everybody's got their box Doing what they're told You pushed my faith near being lost But we'll stick to the guns Don't care if it's marketing suicide We won't crack or compromise Your derisory divides Will never unhinge us And there's a couple of hundred Think they're Christopher Columbus But the settlers had already settled Here long before ya Just 'cause we're having a say-so Not lining up to be Play-Doh Oh, in five years time, will it be "Who the fuck's Arctic Monkeys?" 'Cause everybody's got their box Doing what they're told You pushed my faith near being lost But we'll stick to the guns Don't care if it's marketing suicide We won't crack or compromise Your derisory divides Will never unhinge us All the thoughts that I just said Will linger 'round and multiply in their head Not that bad to start with I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed It's not you, it's them that are wrong Tell 'em to take out their tongues Tell 'em to take out their tongues It's not you, it's them that are wrong Tell 'em to take out their tongues Tell 'em to take out their tongues And bring on the backlash! It's not you, it's them that are wrong Tell him to take out his tongue Tell him to take out his tongue It's not you, it's them that's the fake I won't mess with your escape If it's really your escape, yeah